News Archive - 4 to 12 May 2007
12 May 2007:
Get
Well Soon with heroin
Prisoners
get to use new driving simulator for free
Wacky
proposal to get children to lose weight
Man
converts flat into replica Star Trek ship
Theif
gets caught in overpass - literally
11 May 2007:
Fascinating
female sex survey reveals lesbian fantasies
Sat
nav system leads student's car into oncoming train
Smoking
in movies to affect their ratings
How
to get out of paying a speeding ticket
Cop
takes pot, calls 911
High
winds, flooding and ADVERTISING cause Indian building to collapse
Playing
with pubic hair said to make women more beautiful
10 May 2007:
Wearing
a bicycle helmet actually attracts cars
Disabled
man drives bed across town
1
000 newspapers stolen to avoid embarrassment
Process
of going to the toilet in space finally explained
(Dead)
body farms in the name of science
When
digging for crystals, watch out for chemical warfare gear
Father
hires strippers for son's birthday (lucky dog!)
Quibble
over cleaning up dead deer bill
Homeless
man sleeps in dumpster, gets loaded onto garbage truck
9 May 2007:
Half
of all Britons lie about the origins of the food they serve to guests
Tarp
saves toddler's life
Italian
parents given DIY drug test kits for their kids
Prisoners
smuggle in live budgie
Vibrator
banned because of military interference
Man
leaves incriminating murder plan on his laptop...
Don't
take your driver's test drunk
8 May 2007:
Paris
Hilton thinks that being a celebrity exempts her from jail
Vienna
library opens erotic phoneline
Times
Square richer than Panama, Bolivia
The
Taiwanese take political conflict quite literally
Indian
man struggles with authorities to prove that he is still alive
Wife
gives husband a hard, painful surprise
7 May 2007:
It's
your own fault: vandals capture themselves
This
really is dirty money
Taliban
support the disabled in a sick way
A
night's sleep in three hours?
Man
coughs up evidence
Live
like there's no tomorrow - and find out there is
Iceberg
lettuce saves the day
Bush
mucks up another speech...
6 May 2007:
Biggest
nude shoot ever
Most
unnusual form of earache
Citizen
roach hunters
Thief
gives back victim's money, tries to return stolen vehicle
5 May 2007:
Spray
paint doggy doo and it'll go away...
Fighting
over milk has serious consequences
The
lamest getaway vehicle...
'Missing'
girl right under mother's nose
Bizarre
bisexual cow
4 May 2007
Boy
unwittingly discovers what urine tastes like
Boeing
737 stuck in Indian city street
Wacky
chef exposes freshly shot deer carcass to diners
Woman
tries to persaude authorities that she's not dead
Fire
alarm used to sack staff
Dog
told to go home - with spraypaint
A
newd take on the car wash
Pick
this up: a $1 million coin
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