News Archive - 17 to 23 June 2007

23 June 2007:

Dead bull found in man's bathroom

Baby gets 25 middle names

Tea in a pill

Man hides gun up his rear

Drunk man hits 24 cars whilst looking for a parking spot

22 June 2007:

Super High Gravity Location: the new politcally correct term for a black hole

Men's chance of being bitten 12 times that of women

Woman registers her dog to vote

Man puts dog faeces in parking ticket payment envelope

Two-year-old has IQ of 152

21 June 2007:

3-year-old charged with rioting

Couple not allowed to name their son '4real'

Survey reveals Britons ignorant of many sexual facts

Mexico opens retirement home for prostitutes

Thieves steal ATMs with tractors

20 June 2007:

Woman sues because she didn't win lottery

Passengers have to sit with human sewage for seven hour flight

Iguana causes power cut

Company tries to sell World Cup air

Rats get drunk, and on illegal booze too

Bra and knickers cause road collapse

19 June 2007:

Netherlands has on average the tallest people

Mugger has wallet stolen, waits around for police to get it back

Vatican issues Ten Commandments for drivers

Man with a plastic bag over his head (not surprisingly) messes up a robbery attempt

Teenager unplugs life support machine because it was noisy

18 June 2007:

Raunchy billboards responsible for 10% of accidents in Greece

Student tries to get report cards stolen to avoid failing

Man jumps in lake to retrieve his shoe, drowns

Statues result in suicide calls

17 June 2007:

84% of British drivers get lost when driving on holiday and only 50% want to stop and ask for directions

Study suggests paying taxes can make people happy

Dog thrown out of window, lands softly on man

UN says climate change contributed to the conflict in Darfur

Three miles (five kilometres) of US highway turns orange

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