News Archive - 3 to 7 September 2007

7 September 2007:

Man attempts bank robbery after walking past cop three times

Some more Bushisms

Burglar writes own name on wall

Woman registers her dog to vote

Misdial results in police discovering meth lab

6 September 2007:

Woman enjoys eating newspaper

Man pulls vehicle with his eyelids

Worker caught sleeping on the job

Indian spitters will have their pictures publicly displayed

5 September 2007:

Goats sacrificed to fix jet

Robbers run into police dog training exercise

Fake doctor exposed by fake locum

Thieves wait on customers

Protein, porn make kids mature faster

Corrupt official plagiarizes trial apology

World's largest toothpick mosaic

Woman meets her heart

3 September 2007:

Ambulance called for ten yard trip

Japanese man keeps calling police because he's lonely

Jesus' case is heard in court

World's tallest sand castle?

Australians eat cats to save the environment

Russian mayor bans excuses

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