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News Archive - 3 to 9 June 2007
9 June 2007:
Pencial
sharpeners to be made safe with safety blades
Woman
gets locked up and misses application for police job
Lawyer
has to watch hundreds of hours of porn as part of his job
Woman
could face prison time for stealing toilet paper - ironically from
a courthouse
Boy
injured whilst car-surfing
8 June 2007:
Man
has green blood
Toymaker
aims dolls at boys
Australian
criminals who spit will now have to wear special anti-spitting headgear
British
motorists expected to count the distance between lampposts if they
want to avoid speeding fines
7 June 2007:
Truck
'pushes' wheelchair two miles; driver doesn't realise it
Man's
cellphone gets him drowned
Pole-dancing
fitness club now serves alcohol. Unfortunately, it's women only
Man
proposes that all bathroom doors open outwards
Security
fails to spot knife man is carrying onto plane, but they confiscate
his daughter's drink
6 June 2007:
Woman
spends four nights in jail for not mowing her lawn
Woman
found with 120 pet rats, 25 rabbits and many more animals
Man
calls cops to complain about motel service, gets arrested for cannabis
possesion
Powdered
alcohol developed by Dutch students
11-year-old
boy arrested for having rubber band gun
Polynesians
beat Columbus to America
5 June 2007:
Young
students briefly exposed to hardcore porn at school
Employees
fired for helping CATCH thieves
Council
bans boy from flying pirate flag
Man's
platoon sargeant is his mother-in-law
Dog
and cat best friends
4 June 2007:
Begging
is exercise of 'free speech'
Policeman
stabs himself to get off work
Man
booked for drinking while riding... his lawnmower
Police
bust down door expecting safe-crackers drilling away: instead they
find dentist at work
Judge
cites 42 Beatles songs in verdict
Millions
of cellphones lost through being dropped in toilet, left at the
pub or put in the washing
These
silly animals got their heads stuck in all sorts of things, from
tyres to tin cans
3 June 2007:
New
device eliminates fart smells
Temporary
marriage licenses allow Iranians to legally have intercourse
Stop
global warming by not eating meat
Italian
women claim that salamis are good aphrodisiacs
Tobacco
contains more radiation than leaves present at the Chernobyl disaster
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